Short sms

I don't think you are a fool, 

but what's my opinion compared 

to that of thousands of others.

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The quickest way to double your moneyis to 

fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

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Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

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Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz:

Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din k Liye mere 7 Ghomne Chalty to Kahan?
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Q2. Agr Aap Hamare Rishte ko Change Kar Sakte to Konsa Rishta Banate?
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Q3. Agr Aapko Chance Mile Mujhe koi 1 Sentence Kehne Ka to Aap Kya kehty?
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Q4. Agr Aapko Chance Mile meri koi Cheez Lene ka to Aap Kya Lete?
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Reply Fast.

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No one Can bE haPpY Who has Been ThrusT outside.

The pale of TruTh ............................... and thEre Are twOWays thaT one Can be RemoVed From this ReaLm :
By lying
or
By lieD To.......!!

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Muskurake badi khush dil se milte hai
Toh dil ko zakhm bhi ussi se milte hai…

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Jinki hoton pe hasi, paon mein chhale honge,
Han wahi log mere chahane wale honge.