Pathan jokes

1 pathan ne facebook pe account bana lia
usko yeh samjh nai araha tha ke wall pe kya likhe
Bohat sochne ke baad us ne likha
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"yaha pishaab karna mana hai!"

Ek Pathan ko air force se nikal dya gya
Reason:wo zid kr rha tha k main ne 14
august pe silencer utaar k jahaz urana hai.

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Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.

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Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

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BOMB BLAST
k bad 1 admi chilla raha tha,

Oh my GOD,
mera hath urr gaya.

PATHAN:
hosla kro mat ro, dekho us admi ka sar urr gaya hy, wo b to chup chap leta hy

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pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?
doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?
pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.

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Pathan:Hm 35 Behn Bhai Hain...
Girl: Kia Tumhare Ghar Family Planing Waly Nahi Aye Thy...
Pathan:Aye Thy!
Hum Sub Sipara Parh Rahy Thy Wo Madrsa Samjh Kar Wapas Chaly Gaye.

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yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh

paate hen,


Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

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Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?
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Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."

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Pathan ko rastey mai ek chiragh mila,
utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla aur jin ne usse 3 khuahishain puchin

Pathan: Humko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho

1 dam 1 naswar ka packet agaya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni hio wapis aagai!

Jin: baki 2 khuashain?

Pathan: esa 2 packet aur do :-)

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1st Pathan: Woh Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai!

2nd Pathan: Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai.
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1st Pathan: Kya Naam Hai Uska?

2nd Pathan: Woh Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha “CHAALOO KHAATA”.;-)

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Ek Pathan Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.

Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola:


"Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega." :-)

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1 Pathan Humesha Rait ki Bori
Cycle k Peeche Rakh Kar Border Cross Karta Tha.

Boht dafa Check krne per bhi Border Force ko kbhi Kuch Na Mila.

Aakhir 1 Din Khan Se Pocha Gaya
Khan Tum Aakhir kis Cheez ke Smuggling Karty ho?

Khan: Cycles Ka. :-)

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Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?



Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

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3 Pathano ko phansi hone lagi:
Pehly ko phansi lagayi to Rassa dheela hony ki waja se woh nechy paani main ja gira.
Dosry ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main ja gira aur bach gaya.
Jab Teesry ki bari aayi to wo jallad se bola:
"Khocha yeh Rassa Theak karlo hum ko terna nai aati."

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Ek pathan ko school main techear ne kaha:

Translet into english
(Ham Sab Umeed Se Hain)

Pathan:
We are all Pregnant.

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1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi..



Poocha: Q...?


Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga.

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Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya or tawan k liye "10 lakh rupe kal subha pull k niche pohncha do" Ka sticker uske piche chipka kar wapis ghar bhej dia.

Dusre din pull k niche gaya 10 lakh mil gaye!

Sath sticker pe likha tha..

"Khuda ka Qasam paise ka gham nai!Gham is bat ka he k khan ne khan ko loota!"

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Pathan: Munnay ki sunat krwani hy card English mai hy kaise likwaon?

BV: We heartly invite U on cutting ceremony of fucking instrument of our son Kindly Join us!!

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Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi,
Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
Har cheez fana ho jayegi.

Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?

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Pathan proposed a Girl:

Kutta mar geya Razai main,
Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.

Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.