Insult sms

In dis cruel world
its vry difficult to find a friend with a
beautiful heart
pure feelings
attractve personlty &
stylish luks
So.
Nalayako Kadar karo meri!! 

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2no Zid Kar Rahe Thy k

BHOOT Dekhna Hy!

Mane AP K pas bhej Dia Hai

thora sa dara Dena Bachy khush hojaengy.

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"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"

bhains bheji hai
roj 10 kg Dudh deti hai.
Dudh bech Kar balance dalwao aur sms bhejo 

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 (!.!)crying
(';')angry
(':')bored
('-')proud
('o')hungry (",)happy ('?')confused
(-.-)sleepy
Jaisi marzi shakal banalo MERE SMS TO AYENGE 

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Which is the most Dangerous alphabet

Ans. 'W'

bcoz all worries start with W Who? 

Why? What? When? Which? Whom? 

Where? War,weap0n Wine, W0men & Finally Wife....

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Mana aap sabse ajeej hain,
dil ke sabse kareeb hain.
Na koi call na koi SMS,
kya aap SUDAMA se bhi gareeb hai. 

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YARO KI YAARI PE SHAK NAHI KARTE
JAB HUM BOL RAHE HAI TO BAKBAK NAHI KARTE
PARESHAN KARTE HO JAB HUM BUSY HOTE HAI
AB HUM FREE HAI TO SMS NAHI KARTE 

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TUM KYA PYAR JATAOGE
AJI CHHODIYE TUM KYA PYAR JATAOGE
HUM KEH RAHE HAIN TUM KYA PYAR JATAOGE
NIKALI AGAR CHAPPAL TO BHAGTE NAJAR AAOGE 

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1. M_RKH 2. ST_PID 3. B_DH_ 4. D_FFER
5. BEWAK_F 6. _LL_ 7. BHOND_ Dekha!
Everything Is So Incomplete Without U 

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jab teri yaad aati hai to tere SMS padh leti hu
jab jyada yaad aati hai to SMS bhej deti hu
jab teri awaj sunna chahti hu
to ek pathhar utha ke kutte ko maar deti hu.

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God Has Given Many Qualities To You Good Looks
Personality Charm Intelligence And Many More..
This Is Call D .. Allah Meharban To Gadha B Pehalwan!!

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Type Of Ladies:

1- HARD DISK Lady,

She Remembers Everything 4ever.

2- RAM Lady,

4Gets U The Moment U Turn Her Off.

3- SCREEN SAVER Lady,

Good 4 Nothing But She's Fun.

4- INTERNET Lady,

Difficult 2 Access.

5- SERVER Lady,

Always Busy When U Need Her.

6- VIRUS Lady,

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  Koi Naya MSG Hai Kya..
Agar Hai To..
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To Please 'DELETE' Kar Do,

Kyuki.. Jab MSG Bhejna Nahi Hai,
To Rakh Ke Kya Karoge...?  

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Shukar hai aap sahi salaamat ghar wapis aa gaye.

Husband: Q?

Kya hua?

Wife:

Bahir gali mei log keh rahe they k koi Chawal 

guttar mein gir gaya ha.