Sunday, April 24, 2011

Bollywood actress







Wednesday, April 20, 2011

SMS COLLECTION

Student in practical
Examiner: C the bird leg & tell its name
Stud:i dont know.
Exmr: u r failed. Wats ur name?
Stud: C my leg &tell. Students rocks.


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Silent in face may avoid many problems..
But..
smile in face may solve all the problems.
So always have a sweet,
smile.. dear.


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The Biggest Suspense of Life is :
"We Know for Whom We are Living...."
"But We Never Know, Who is Living for Us.."

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Far or near                   
u r my dear..

Young or old
u r my gold..

East or west
u r my best..



Ugly or cute
u r my sweet..

Start or End
u r my FRIEND.

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Every problem is like a big door.  
Surely there is a solution like a 
small key which can open it easily.
Find the key.
Life is simple.
Live it beautiful!!!

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Anniversary Sms








Long after our anniversary And
This greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and every day,
Happy Anniversary

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The most important thing you fixed Was
on your day of leisure When you fixed 
your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure 
I love you** Happy Anniversary

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Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was

Then Bringing u much joy , love
And happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary!

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Happy Anniversary and May
Your marriage be Blessed with love,

Joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
 
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Tujhe yaad kartay hain har saans kay baad,
Kabhi subha say pehle kabhi shaam kay baad,
Kabhi milo tou kuch karain batain,
Ik jaam say pehlay aik jaam kay baad,
Dil ki deewaron pay tera naam likhtay hain ,
kabhi fursat main kabhi kaam kay baad,
meray marnay kay baad bhi log tujhe pukarain gay,
Kabhi meray naam say pehlay kabhi meray naam kay baad
Happy Anniversary!

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Marriage is that relation between man and 
women in which Tha Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and tha 
Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for
Happy Wedding Anniversary.

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Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve  

given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re 
my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary!

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Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute


Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
Happy Anniversary !


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I LOVE U are words just three,
Which mean so much on our  ANNIVERSARY.
So this is what i want to say,
Live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Adult Sms





DAD went school to get son’s report card.
BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad.
DAD: Wowh! 

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Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’
banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12
Lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi
deta hai to upar aaja..


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Pehlay hath mein pakro!
..

Phir thook lagao?
..

Phir Seedha karo? ?
..

Phir andar ghussao???
..

Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna.



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Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI





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Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai.



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Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay.



Abbreviation sms

Live With The 3 E?s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F?s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life 

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MISSED CALL Means -

"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness

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Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.
 

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F R I D A Y F= Farz allah ka ada karo

R= Rab ko razi karo

I= Ibadat dil se karo

D= Darud kasrat se parho

A= Allah se mango

Y= Yaad rakho mujhe DUAON ME:-
 

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Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..


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MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:"M Y M O M"
O:"O B L I G E"
T:"T E R R I F I C"
H:"H O N E S T"
E:"E X C E L L E N T"
R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"

April fools day Sms


Best wishes sms















Ek Dua Maangate Hai Apne Bhagwaan Se,
Chahate Hai Aapki Khushiya Pure Imaan Se,
Sab Hasrat Puri Ho Aapki Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-O-Jaan Se.

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Angels east, Angels west,
bless da person who reads this sms.
May guide her 2 rest & when
he wakes 2moro may perform a his best!

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Im wishing u a day which is
as bright as ur eyes and every one around
you 2B AS generous as your heart.

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An icing can make a cake so sweet,
A string can make a balloon so high,
A matches can make a candle so bright,
i hope that my simple hi can make 

you smile and happy.

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Every bad situation will have something positive... 
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day... 
Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK.... 
 
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Every moment of yr life iz a pic which
u had never seen b4 & Which u will
nvr see again so enjoy and live life 

& make every moment beautyful. 
 
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Every sunset gives us, 
One day less to live! 
But every sunrise give us, 
One day more to hope! 
So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck! 
 
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Every Test In Our Lives Makes Us Bitter or Better. 
Every Problem Comes To Make Us or Break Us. 
Choice Is Ours Whether We Become Victim or Victors! 
All The Best. 
 
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Fly in the plane of Ambition &

Land in the Airport of Success... 
Luck is yours, Wish is mine...
May Ur future always shine...

Good Luck 
 
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Genuine success comes only to
those who are ready for it.

Good Luck 
 
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GOD is always playing CHESS

with each one of us. 
He makes Moves in our LIFE &
then sits back to see how we

react to the CHALLENGES 
So make the best move before CHECKMATE. 
 
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God's blessing may come as a surprise, 
And how much u recieve, 
Depends on how much, 
Ur heart can believe. 
May u be blessed beyond wat u expect.
 
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Happiness as light as air. 
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN. 
Friends as solid as diamonds and 
Success as bright as gold. 
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday... 
 
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I am wishing u a day which is as 
bright as ur eyes and every one 

around you 2B AS generous as your heart. 
 
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I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u 
and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers

to make u lighter and brighter. 
 
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I Prey That Any Person Who Tries To Steel Our Happiness May His Hips Begin TO Itch Badly 
& His Arms Go Shorter So That He Cannt Reach His Hips to Scratch It. 


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I Wish 4 " U " 
Great start 4 Monday 
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday 
No stress 4 Wednesday 
No worry 4 Thursday 
Smile 4 Friday 
Party 4 Saturday 
& Great fun 4 Sunday 
"Have a beautiful and smart week." 


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I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. 
The wish I wish for u is that, 
All ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u. 


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I wish all the best to the exams that u
will be going throuth the last two weeks.
If you fail to plan then you are planning to fail.

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Im wishing u a day which is as bright as ur eyes and every one around you 2B AS generous as your heart.

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In everything u do have a purpose, 
Prepare to pursue ur purpose with a prayer, 
Ask 4 guidance,protection and direction. 
Give thanks 2 answered prayers, 
Have faith in your ability 2 succeed, 
Be positive and never look back. 
If u keep all this in ur mind u wont wrong. 


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Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets. 
When life gives U a 100 reasons to cry, 


show life that U have 
A 1000 reasons to Smile. Gud Day! 


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Luck is not in ur hands, but work is, 
Ur work can make ur luck, 
But luck can't do ur work. Gud day & Gud luck! 

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Luck is yours wishes are mine 
Let's ur future be always shine. 
Best of Luck 

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May Allah grant u a sun beam to warm u, 
Moon beam to charm u, 
An angel so no one can harm u,.....be smile now 
Wish u best of luck.i m not there but my preayers are with u. 
Good luck& best wishes for ever..... 

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May the angels protect you 
May the sadness forget you 
May happiness B around you 
May ALLAH bless you forever 

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May the sun shine, all day long 
Everything go right, & nothing wrong 
May those u love bring love back to u & 
May all the wishes u wish come true 

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May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. 
May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. 
May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R.. 

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As long as learning is linked with earning,
As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously.
Best of luck!

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Meaning of some colors, 
Yellow for special friend, 
White for peace, 
Orange 4 luck, 
Black for hate, 
Red for love 
And pink for likeness, 
So i choose for u Orange Flower. 
Wish u goodluck 
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Never say u r happy when u r sad.. 
Never say u r fine when u r not ok.. 
Never say u feel good when u feel bad,.. 
Never say u r alone when i m still alive... 
Good luck and best wishes for ever... 
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No shadows 2 deprezz u 
Only joyz 2 surround u 
Many friends 2 love u 
God himself 2 bless u 
Theze r my wishez 4 u, 
4 today, tommorrow n every day 
 
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Past is experience, 
Present is experiment. 
Future is expectation!!! 
Use ur experience in your experiments to get your expectations.. 
** Wish u a happy life** 
 
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Rain Of Summer, 
Snow Of Winter, 
Grace Of Autumn, 
Glory Of Spring, 
May Beauty Of Every Season, 
Give Ur Heart A Beautiful Reason 2 Smile. 
May God Suceed U In Every Exams Of Ur Life. 
Good Luck & All The Best.

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Realize thing before its too late 
Accept things rather than deny them 
Luv people before u lose them 
U have just 1 life so luv while u live it... 
 
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Soft Speech clean hart, 
Peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, 
Focussed mind & determined decision

wth God's Love. 
Alway Makes u winner. 
BEST OF LUCK 
 
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Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow, 
Sometimes we must fail in order to know, 
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain 
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain. 
Have a blessed day ! 
 
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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, 
A tinge of green from the youthful trees, 
A bit of orange from the sunset hues, 
With crystal white from the morning dews, 
I have framed a bright and colourful wish 
Just for you.....
 
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Success is like tip of the tail !!! 
If cat runs to catch the tail. 
It has to keep running forever. 
But if it walks in its own style tail follows!! 
Live life with ur own rules.... 
 
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The candle of hope is the source of 

light for success in life so don't loose it. 
Failures try to blow it out but try to guard

it with both your hands.Good Luck to U. 
 
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The HOPE, the STRUGGLE & the HARD WORK 

towards a goal & successes is part of the rewards. 
Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward...

BEST WISHES.
 
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The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter. 
So forgive the one who hurts you.They will realize your worth one day. 
 
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THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, 

NO COINCIDENCES. 
ALL EVENTS ARE BLESSINGS

GIVEN TO US TO LEARN FROM. 
 
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To accomplish great things, 
We must not only act, 
But also dream, 
Not only plan but also believe. 
Best wishes for your exam!!!
 
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Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it'll make the climb easier. 
Hope u'll be able to climb all ur mountains today & everyday. 
 
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Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!


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The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet


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When things go wrong... 
When sadness fills ur heart... 
When tears flow in ur eyes... 
Always remember 3 things 
1---GOD 
2---ur parents 
3---my sincere prayers.....

GOD LUCK&God bless u. 
 
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When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select 
Someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never 
Spare parts.By sending this message not to offend you,but with a heart 
Of caring.One last thing your gorgeous,and i think i can love you.Please 
Respond, and have a wonderful day. 
 
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When u face problems in life, 
Don't ask GOD to take them away. 
Ask Him to show His purpose 
Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. 
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!! 
 
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When you are blessed hi is REHMAN 
When you are cared he is WADOOD 
When you are gifted he is KAREEM 
When you are forgiven he is GHAFOOR 
May ALLAH always be with you AMEN! 
 
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With my 
1 Heart... 
2 eyes... 
5 litre blood... 
206 bones... 
1.2million Red Cells... 
60 trillion D.N.A.'s... 
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"... 
 
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Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!


Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!!