Naughty sms

Jiju ur Bubbli

Jiju:
Main tumhare lye CHRIYAN lya hu
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Bubbli:
App khud he pehna dein
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Jiju:
Tumhari baji ne tumhare lye
New BRAZIER b bheja hai

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Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hy

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Underwear Ka

Agar Tuje Meri Purani Underwear Chaiye

To Le Jana

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Hat Pagal Ab

Thanks Bolkar Dost Ko Rulaiga Kya?

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1 Hotel Mein New Shaadi Shuda Couple

K Liye Hidayat Darj Thi:

Khirki Par Parde Daal Dijye

Aapka Pyaar Andha Ho Sakta Hai

“Magr Hamara Staff Nahi”

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Height of Confidence
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus Driver
“Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili”?

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Is Msg Ko Raat Ko Parhna
Raat Ko Parh Lena
Kya Jaldi Hai?
Kaha Na Raat Ko Parhna
Mujhe Pata Tha Tum Nahi Rokogey
Es Lye Msg Bhi
Raat Ko Bhejunga

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What’s D Heights Of Tension?
When U Get 2 C Cleavage Of Sexy Teacher
Sitting Right In Front Of U
During Last 5 Minutes Of Exam
&
U Got 2 Write A Lot To Pass

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1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
So better think before you smile.

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Aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,
us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 

1 cartoon ko zaror send karen ,
main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,
ab ap ki bari hay

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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar,
meri photo neeche gir gayee thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

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Yar tusi sadi jan ho....
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho.