Cool Sms

Of ohh..
Frndshp ka sara kaam mujhe hi karna padta hai!!
Miss bhi
Care bhi
Sms bhi
Chalo ab 1 kaam aap bhi kardo!
Ek Sweet si Smile de do!!
Oye Hoye!!
So chweet

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U may meet people,
Better than me,
Funnier than me,
More beautiful than me,
But one thing i can say 2 u...
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.

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Aap aap ho, Hum hum hain,
Pyaaz nahi khaate, phir bhi aankhein nam hain..
Supply kam hai, isliye gol-gappe me aloo kam hai..
Iss se bakwaas msg bhejo agar aap me dum hai..

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100% successful

If a=1, b=2, c=3, and so on....
Then
h+a+r+d+w+o+r+k=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
k+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=11+14+15+23+12++5+4+7+5=96%
l+u+c+k=12+21+3+11=47%
It is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successful
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

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Waqt or pyar
Dono zindagi me khas hota hain..
Waqt kisi ka nahi hota
Or pyar har kisi se nahi.

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*P===Y===A===R*
 

WAT IS PYAAR?
P- Pagal hona
Y- Yaadon me khona
A- Akele hona
R- Roj ka rona dhona..

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ISLIYE DONT DO PYAR! ONLY LINE MAAR YAAR

Agar kisi k pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hay,
Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hay,
Meray paas aap k liyay sirf "DUA" hai,
Jis k liyay sari duniya tarasti hay.

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Ek din phool se kisi ne puchha, Tune to di khusbu, Tujhe kya Mila..Tab phool ne haskar kaha dene ke baad lena to ek Vyapar hai. Jo dekar bhi kuchh na mange vo PYAR hai.

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5 Greatest words : I dnt wanna lose U.
4 Pleasant words : I care for U.
3 Sweet words : I love U.
2 Wonderful words : Miss U.
1 Most important word : "U"

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Vacancy Available - a sweet sms message

Vacancy available
Post = true friend
Ability = (loving & caring)
Experience= (not required)
Duty = (two sms daily)
Salary= (never ending love)

To Apply.. Send a sweet SMS

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Wo maza..
Na takht me Na taj me,
Na poori duniya k raj me,
Na sur me Na saaz me..
Na kuber k khazaane me..
Jo maza hai subah uthkar fir so jane me

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A cool sms about most valuable place

"Two places r most valuable in d world..
The nicest place is 2b in sum1's "Thought"
N d safest place is 2b in sum1's "Prayer" :-)

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7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Smiles =1 meeting
7 Meetings= 1 kiss
7 Kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
And that bloody marriage has 777777 problems.

 

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GLASS TUTE TO KYA AAWAZ HOTI HAI???
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CRASH??
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NA
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CRISH??
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NA
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THISH??
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NAHEEE
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MUMMY KI AAWAZ AATI HAI!!
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"TOD DO! SAB TOD DO KAMBAKHTO!!
KUCH MAT CHHODNA ISS GHAR ME!!!"

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SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

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Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
And...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!

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EGG
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MUTTON
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FISH
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CHICKEN
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KABAAB
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CHUPKE SE PADH KE DELETE KAR DO!!
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YE NON-VEG MSG HAI NA!!
KOI DEKH NA LE!! ;-)
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Meaning of  WIFE & HUSBAND..
 

<w>Wonderful
<i>Item
<f>For
<e>Entertainment
*.....*

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<h>Handsome
<u>Useful
<s>Smart
<b>But
<a>At
<n>Night
<d>Dangerous

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If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
If u save,u owe me a DATE,
If u return txt msg 2 me,
U OWE me All,
Bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

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Saalon bad najane kya sama hoga
Hm sb doston me se najane kon kahan hoga
Phir milna hua to milenge khuwabo me
Jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon me!

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Hindi bhi ajeeb bhasha hai!
Ghadi kharaab ho to kehte hain, "BAND HAI!"
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Par
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Ladki kharaab ho to kehte hain ki, "CHAALU HAI!!"

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Hame pata hai aap bahut bizzy hai
Zyaada nahi par thode se lazzy hai
Maana ke hum se milna bahut muskil hai
Par mobile par SMS karna bahut ezzy hai.

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Zara muskuraiye!
Thoda aur..
Thoda aur..
Bas thoda sa aur..
That's it!
Saara din aise hi muskuraate rahiye!!
U r looking so cute!!