Send me sms

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho…

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ThOrA GaRaM ThAnDa ZiYaDa PiYa KaRo
SMs ZaRa NaYa KiYa KaRo
AgR SmJh Na AyE To Hm Se PoCh LiYa KaRo
Hm sMs K DoCtOr HaIn
Hm Se RoZ Ek KhOrAk Ly LiA KrO

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Hello: itna sannata kyun hai?
Kitni der se sms ki ghanti nai baji?
Kia yeh sare network fuse hogaye?
Ya mujhe chahne waley kanjoos hogaye? :-)

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”””””””””
Acha Hai..??
To Rakh Lo..
Main Aur Le Loon Ga,
Paisay Na Dena..
Waisy Iss Ki Qeemat 10 SMS Lag Chuki Hai,
Aagay Aap Ki Marzi..!! ;-)

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SMS Na Karne Walon Ki Naak Aisi Ho Jati Hai..

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Aam zindagi-
Yaar plz kuch sms to bhej diya karo.
Mentos zindagi-
Oye bhosrike,madharchod,chutiye.
Balance gaya maa chudane sms kar.

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Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kisi surat ki pyas rehti hai,
Tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahin,
Magar tere sms bin tabiyat udaas rehti hai.

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Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

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Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.

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Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane ke lia,
hum apni husti mita dain aap ko paane ke lia,
Bell kerne ki fursat nahi tum ko,
hum sms kerte hain apni yaad dilane key lia.

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Kya aap…Close Up karte hai…?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai…!
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai…!
“MoBile “k bill se darte hai…!
To aap sMs Kyo nahi karte hai?

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Aey Mere SMS
Mere Dost ke Pass Jana…
Agar wo so Raha ho to
Shor Mat Machana,
Jab WO jage to Dhire Se’MuskaranA’
Fir Kehna “KANJUS” SMS Karo!

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Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
Nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
Tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
Magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai…

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Jaha raha hai mera SMS,
na jane kya gul khilayega? 
pyar se padha jayega ya bina
dekhe delete ho jayega, 
agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega…