Double meaning sms

One day in your life a smart girl will come, who will love u a lot. 

She will touch you with love and give you many kisses…. 

And will say……..I love U … Pappa…..:-)

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kaisa lgta hai?
barasti barish main,
hawa k jhonkon k sung,
khamoshi sy chalte hue
koi aap ka hath tham k holay se keh de



"GATAR"HAI ZARA KHAYAL SE.

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KiSi Roz Shaam K Wakt,
Sooraj K Aaram K Wakt,
Mil Jaey Jo Saath Tera,
Haath Me Le K Haath Tera,
Door KiSi Tanhai Me,
Dunya Se Judai Me,
Apne Sang Bithaoon Tujhe,
Aur aik Acha Sa SMS Sunaoon Tujhe.

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1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped

Daughter In Law Died On Spot

How ?

Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?  

  

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Once Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped

Daughter In Law Died On Spot

How ?

Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?

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Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
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><)))>

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Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..!

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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.