Apni chandni un pr nichawar krna,
Unhy apny aghosh m lyna,
Aur kehna!
Unhy koi yad krta he"
Ay barish!
Apny ktrön se un k chehry ko begu dena,
Un k gallon ko chom lyna,
Or kehna!
Unhy koi yad krta he"
A pholo!
Apni khushbu se unhy mehka dena,
Unhy halkay sa hilana
Or kehna!
UNHY KOI YAD KARTA HE!!!
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Badla jo waqt to gehri rafaqat badal gayi,suraj dhala tu saaye ke surat badal gye,ek waqt tak tu main os ki zarurt bna rha,phr u howa k USKE ZARORAT BADAL Gae..
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Bet btween boy
& girl....(both playng ludo)
BOY: agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya to
I'll kiss U
Girl: agr 6 aya to?
Boy: kabhi ludo nai kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara bari!
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Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
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Na Pyari ,na Yar, Na Mohabbet ,Na Dosti Yaro,
Aj k is devdas ki baat mano,
Na Chandr-Mukhi ,Na Paro,
Bus har larki ko line maro.
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A man was luking at a painting 4 a long time
of a naked woman with leavez covering the
body,he was asked what he waz doing &
he answered - waiting 4 autumn.
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Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment U looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane every time my
heart beats it mentions ur name.
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I wanted 2 put sum thing incredibly beautiful,
sweet, nice, sensitive & funny on your screen,
but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart.
Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know,
that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
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I don't think much,
I don't think often,
bt when I do think,
I think of you sweet heart.
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If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes, live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.
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Today we will guide you on how to flirt,
ways of frendi flirt, flirt sms sprüche
and tips on sending flirt text messages.
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Girls miss use it!
death freezez it!
modelz sell it!
doctorz advice it!
photograherz catch it!
artistz create it!
Guesss, whats it?
Itz SMILE! So KEEP SMILING!!
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I want yu
2 bee wid meee In a gorgeous Hotel
2 hav a candle lite dinner &
2 say those lovely three words to YU.
Pay Bill Dear.
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M I CUTEEE? Its A TEST
call, if im cuteee
misss call, if im gorgeous
Tex back if im prettty
Tex a joke if im charming
Jus ignore if yu r jealous
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Do yu know wats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Every thing Fr Girl
Now reverse the order,
Can you guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girlz Frgets Every thing Done and Catches new Boy Again.
Girlz Frgets Every thing Done and Catches new Boy Again.
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Maine Kaha Insan Hun Koi Science Ki Ejad Nahi,
Usne Kaha Ab Bhi Kisi Ki Ankhon Mein Doob Jate Ho?
Maine Kaha Ankhen Hein Koi Talaab Nahi,
Usne Kaha Q Itna Toot K Chaha Mujhe,
Maine Kaha Dimagh Se Paidal Tha or Koi Asbab Nahi,
Usne Kaha Kya Mein Bewafa Hun?
Maine Kaha Tu Itna Dhokay Baaz Hai Jiska Koi Hisab Nahi,
Usne Kaha Bhool Ja Mujh Ko,
Maine Kaha Array Tu Hai Kon Mujhe To Ye B
Yaad Nahi;-)..!!
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Style of break up:
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and get lost
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This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?
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A smile to put you on high
A kiss to set your soul alright
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
A kiss to set your soul alright
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
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Nobody likes u, nobody cares 4 u,
nobody misses u, nobody wants
to see u good, nobody is ur best fr,
nobody is happy with u.... dont cry
.......my name is nobody
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total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of you.
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Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .
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